1: 風吹けば名無し 2022/05/22(日) 00:19:01.95 ID:MhCOJ+cw0
720 番組の途中ですがアフィサイトへの転載は禁止です (ﾌﾟﾁﾌﾟﾁ 9384-XahR) 2020/08/08(土) 10:58:45.07 ID:SymKn/cS00808
やっぱ世の中皆が優秀だと辛いんだよ
俺は昔超大手外資系に勤めてたけど、そこに居た人達はまー皆優秀
一人一人がハンパなく出来る人ばかりだった
仕事だけじゃなく人間的にも面白くて経験豊富で魅力的な人ばかりだった
でも何かのお笑い芸人がそんな話してたけど、マジで俺みたいな凡人にとっては
そんな優秀な人たちの中に入ると
フリーザの群れに放り込まれた戦闘力5の地球人みたいな気分だった
机で仕事してたら向いの席でフリーザが今にも地球を輪切りにしそうな勢いで眉間にシワ寄せて電話してるし、
右みてもフリーザ左見てもフリーザ 飲み会行ったら20人くらいでフリーザが乾杯してるし
仕事の話してても、
俺からすると話のレベルが違い過ぎて、
「もうすぐ○○惑星を征服できそう」とか「俺は２個征服したけど要らないから星一個消滅させといた」みたいな話に聞こえた
そんな俺にもフリーザ達が優しく接してきて確実に俺がスキルアップできるようなレールを用意してくれるんだけど、
凡人の俺からするとそのレールも一分の遊びもなく全力で走り続けないと脱落するような考え抜かれたレールで、
怠惰な俺にはとても渡り切れる自信はなかった
特に、脱落するのが能力のせいじゃなくて怠惰なせいだとバレるのが怖かった
むしろ能力がない人間でも努力すればギリギリ渡れるように計算されたレールだった
そして脱落してただの怠惰な地球人のカスだとバレたらそれまで優しかったフリーザが豹変して、
ゴミを見るような目で指からビームを出して一瞬で消滅されられるのが怖くて辞めた
やっぱ世の中皆が優秀だと辛いんだよ
俺は昔超大手外資系に勤めてたけど、そこに居た人達はまー皆優秀
一人一人がハンパなく出来る人ばかりだった
仕事だけじゃなく人間的にも面白くて経験豊富で魅力的な人ばかりだった
でも何かのお笑い芸人がそんな話してたけど、マジで俺みたいな凡人にとっては
そんな優秀な人たちの中に入ると
フリーザの群れに放り込まれた戦闘力5の地球人みたいな気分だった
机で仕事してたら向いの席でフリーザが今にも地球を輪切りにしそうな勢いで眉間にシワ寄せて電話してるし、
右みてもフリーザ左見てもフリーザ 飲み会行ったら20人くらいでフリーザが乾杯してるし
仕事の話してても、
俺からすると話のレベルが違い過ぎて、
「もうすぐ○○惑星を征服できそう」とか「俺は２個征服したけど要らないから星一個消滅させといた」みたいな話に聞こえた
そんな俺にもフリーザ達が優しく接してきて確実に俺がスキルアップできるようなレールを用意してくれるんだけど、
凡人の俺からするとそのレールも一分の遊びもなく全力で走り続けないと脱落するような考え抜かれたレールで、
怠惰な俺にはとても渡り切れる自信はなかった
特に、脱落するのが能力のせいじゃなくて怠惰なせいだとバレるのが怖かった
むしろ能力がない人間でも努力すればギリギリ渡れるように計算されたレールだった
そして脱落してただの怠惰な地球人のカスだとバレたらそれまで優しかったフリーザが豹変して、
ゴミを見るような目で指からビームを出して一瞬で消滅されられるのが怖くて辞めた
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2: 風吹けば名無し 2022/05/22(日) 00:19:24.80 ID:aKA6rS9Ad
720 Although it is in the middle of the program, reprinting on the affiliate site is prohibited (bubble wrap 9384-XahR) 2020/08/08 (Sat) 10: 58: 45.07 ID: SymKn / cS00808
After all it is painful if everyone in the world is excellent
I used to work for a super-major foreign company, but the people there were all excellent.
There were only people who could do it without any problems.
Not only work but also human beings were interesting, experienced and attractive.
But some laughing entertainer talked about that, but for an ordinary person like me,
When you enter among such excellent people
I felt like an earthling with a combat power of 5 thrown into a flock of Frieza.
When I was working at my desk, Frieza was on the other side of the table, and I was calling with wrinkles between her eyebrows with the momentum that seemed to cut the earth into slices.
Even if you look to the right or to the left, Frieza is toasting with about 20 people when you go to a drinking party.
Even if I talk about work
From my point of view, the level of the story is too different,
She heard stories like "I'm about to conquer the XX planet" or "I conquered two but I didn't need one so I tried to eliminate one star".
The freezer will come in contact with me kindly and will prepare a rail that will surely improve my skills.
From the point of view of me as an ordinary person, the rail is a well-thought-out rail that will drop out if you do not keep running with full power without a minute of play.
I was so lazy that I wasn't confident that I could cross over
In particular, I was afraid to find out that it wasn't because of my ability that I dropped out, but because of my laziness.
Rather, it was a rail that was calculated so that even incompetent people could cross it if they made an effort.
And when I dropped out and found out that it was just a lazy earthling's dregs, Frieza, who had been kind until then, suddenly changed.
I quit because I was afraid that it would disappear in an instant by emitting a beam from my finger with eyes like looking at garbage.
After all it is painful if everyone in the world is excellent
I used to work for a super-major foreign company, but the people there were all excellent.
There were only people who could do it without any problems.
Not only work but also human beings were interesting, experienced and attractive.
But some laughing entertainer talked about that, but for an ordinary person like me,
When you enter among such excellent people
I felt like an earthling with a combat power of 5 thrown into a flock of Frieza.
When I was working at my desk, Frieza was on the other side of the table, and I was calling with wrinkles between her eyebrows with the momentum that seemed to cut the earth into slices.
Even if you look to the right or to the left, Frieza is toasting with about 20 people when you go to a drinking party.
Even if I talk about work
From my point of view, the level of the story is too different,
She heard stories like "I'm about to conquer the XX planet" or "I conquered two but I didn't need one so I tried to eliminate one star".
The freezer will come in contact with me kindly and will prepare a rail that will surely improve my skills.
From the point of view of me as an ordinary person, the rail is a well-thought-out rail that will drop out if you do not keep running with full power without a minute of play.
I was so lazy that I wasn't confident that I could cross over
In particular, I was afraid to find out that it wasn't because of my ability that I dropped out, but because of my laziness.
Rather, it was a rail that was calculated so that even incompetent people could cross it if they made an effort.
And when I dropped out and found out that it was just a lazy earthling's dregs, Frieza, who had been kind until then, suddenly changed.
I quit because I was afraid that it would disappear in an instant by emitting a beam from my finger with eyes like looking at garbage.
3: 風吹けば名無し 2022/05/22(日) 00:20:07.16 ID:Ec6DOzWK0
ギニュー定期
4: 風吹けば名無し 2022/05/22(日) 00:21:42.04 ID:7gKDdhxk0
確かにそこに紛れ込めただけで十分ギニューだな
9: 風吹けば名無し 2022/05/22(日) 00:29:15.03 ID:bvDgQNjz0
ワイらに「読ませる」魅力的な文章書くの得意だよな
14: 風吹けば名無し 2022/05/22(日) 00:35:04.44 ID:JOaLrRNYa
これすき
16: 風吹けば名無し 2022/05/22(日) 00:39:09.41 ID:ghv/SjDX0
フリーザ20人の飲み会ってこんな感じか
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